I’ve just discovered a rather odd thing that appears to be a crop circle here in Niagara, Ontario, Canada. It’s in my neighbour’s backyard and is clearly visible from my back door.
It literally appeared overnight and my wife and I saw and heard nothing, not even the high-pitched humming, buzzing, or clicking sounds that are sometimes reported in such situations. Neither of us woke up with our pants on backwards so we’re pretty sure that we weren’t probed by any aliens.
I know that some sceptic will bring up the fact that it is not circular or as ornate as other crop circles we have seen and that it’s not in a crop, it’s etched into a lawn. OK then, let’s call it a crop-hyphen. Forget about the lawn distinction… calling it a lawn-hyphen will only confuse people and is sure to play into the aliens’ hands (or tentacles) and assist them in their evil agenda.
As for its lack of complexity, maybe fuel prices are hitting the little green guys hard, too. I kind of like my neighbour’s crop-hyphen. It’s simplicity is kind of funky, in a minimalistic kind of way.
Obviously the aliens have marked my neighbourhood for some kind of staging site for an upcoming invasion or something. I just don’t know what to do other than cover my roof with aluminium foil. I’m led to believe foil is a first-class death ray and mind-control beam deflector.
Does anyone have any advice for me? Please leave your comments below but be forewarned that it might take me a while to respond to them… the roof’s foil job is probably going to take a some time.